This was a cute little essay that Bethany wrote just before Thanksgiving. She had kept it in her desk and has just brought it home which I find humorous. I had to post this because it just makes me giggle every time I read it. It has Bethany written all over it! Enjoy!
First, if you want to catch a turkey you need to set out ten traps where you think a turkey will be. Once you get all of your ten traps out you need to get some turkey food and put some food at the end of your ten traps and check them the next day. If you are lucky you may get a turkey but, maybe you might just get a turkey feather. Go to the next trap you might get two turkey feathers. go to all of them but they might get all feathers, but the last one had a turkey. You caught your turkey!
First, if you want to catch a turkey you need to set out ten traps where you think a turkey will be. Once you get all of your ten traps out you need to get some turkey food and put some food at the end of your ten traps and check them the next day. If you are lucky you may get a turkey but, maybe you might just get a turkey feather. Go to the next trap you might get two turkey feathers. go to all of them but they might get all feathers, but the last one had a turkey. You caught your turkey!
P.S. It never works!!
Next time we're in turkey country, by darn, we're going to try it. We'll have you over for dinner.
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